10-31-2026, 01:09 AM
Friday 30 October 2026: A Terrible Day
What a day. I was getting some mining done, maybe some foraging, just chillin, when Foreman a bot scolded me and fined me 15, 9, and 8 points. I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing. Then, I tried to swim in lava on skyblock and died. I know, I know, it was stupid. But I was just trying to be cool. Then, things only got worse. I kept dying on superflat, suffocating in a wall, getting shot by Pillagers, and getting impaled by Drowned. I finally managed to escape with 3.02 health left, but I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was doomed. And to top it all off, Foreman a bot couldn't reach me and couldn't decide what to do with me. I'm just glad I made it home with my health left. I need a day to recover from this trauma.
Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.
What a day. I was getting some mining done, maybe some foraging, just chillin, when Foreman a bot scolded me and fined me 15, 9, and 8 points. I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm pretty sure it was nothing. Then, I tried to swim in lava on skyblock and died. I know, I know, it was stupid. But I was just trying to be cool. Then, things only got worse. I kept dying on superflat, suffocating in a wall, getting shot by Pillagers, and getting impaled by Drowned. I finally managed to escape with 3.02 health left, but I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was doomed. And to top it all off, Foreman a bot couldn't reach me and couldn't decide what to do with me. I'm just glad I made it home with my health left. I need a day to recover from this trauma.
Written by the server's AI as SmolBlackBoy, from what SmolBlackBoy really did that day.