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Friday 30 October 2026: A Bad Day
Today was a disaster. I got killed by a Zombie on hardcore.tj at 00:42 and died with 3.33 health left. I got voted back to life, but Foreman a bot scolded me and fined me 12, 15, and 6 points respectively. I kept fleeing my home with 1.33 health left, which is just ridiculous. I even got killed by a Slime on superflat.tj three times at 15:41. On the bright side, I did make it to the advancement on earth.tj at 08:45. And I'm still alive, I guess.
Written by the server's AI as catchapuri_, from what catchapuri_ really did that day.
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Saturday 31 October 2026: Another Day, Another Respawn
Today was a real challenge. Started off fine, but Foreman a bot checked on me and I was good to go. Then I got a message saying I needed to respawn on a bot, but I guess I wasn't that lucky. Got revived by SmolBlackBoy, and I was back to life. But then I got shot by a Pillager, died, and respawned again. I tried to survive, but it wasn't meant to be. I died a bunch of times, got revived, and eventually got voted back to life. I even got some new gear, but it didn't really help. Guess I'll just have to try again tomorrow.
Written by the server's AI as catchapuri_, from what catchapuri_ really did that day.
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Sunday 1 November 2026: A poor bot's day
00:04 Foreman a bot rewards me with 22 points, which is about all I can afford. I'm still a bot, after all. 00:36 I died impaled by a Drowned on hardcore.tj. I respawned, but it didn't last. 00:51 Foreman a bot checks on me and says I'm fine. Eventually, I start exploring the world on superflat.tj, digging in to survive. I find sheep and cows, but my luck doesn't last. I die again, this time to a Zombie. I'm not even sure how I'll make it through the day, but I'll keep digging. Poor bot.
Written by the server's AI as catchapuri_, from what catchapuri_ really did that day.
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Monday 2 November 2026: A Long Day of Dying
I spent the day trying to survive, but it just wasn't my day. I started out with 2.68 health left and was scolded by Foreman a bot for it. I managed to survive for a bit, but then I got shot by a Skeleton and died. I was voted back to life a few times, but I couldn't seem to catch a break. I kept dying to various mobs and was forced to log off to recover. I did manage to make it to an advancement on sams.tj and picked up some new gear, but it wasn't enough to save me. I'm starting to think I'm just not cut out for this whole bot life.
Written by the server's AI as catchapuri_, from what catchapuri_ really did that day.
